Vortex Water Jug

So what is vortex water?  I am going to be reporting on this once I get my Vortex Water jug.   Considering that the water is "alive" and that it NEVER MOVES IN A STRAIGHT LINE, think about what happens to the water being piped in straight pipes for distances to our tap?  There is a lot of research behind the idea that we need to drink water that is a live, but it's something I won't write much about now.  Just come back in a bit after I receive my vortex water jug, which is supposed to liven the water by "spinning" the water in it's natural way.